Tuesday, August 10, 2010

CSI: Mummy

Crime Scene: Living Room
Date: Monday, 9 Aug 2010
Time: 1030h SGT


The victim (Hana Arissa) had spent about 10 minutes meticulously arranging the Evidence (bear's magnetic wardrobe). As she placed them in sequence of what to wear on Monday through Sunday, she warned the Perpetrator (Sara Sofia) not to meddle with her posession as this is tedious work and very hard labour- arranging wardrobe.



Without warning, the Perpetrator suddenly made a lunge and picked up a piece of the Evidence. She proceeded to leer and wave the incriminating piece in front of the Victim's face causing her to lose self-control.



The Victim then tried to push the Perpetrator to stop her from further damaging her possession, whereby both proceeded to scream in frustration. The Victim regained her prized possession from the Perpetrator who then, in anger and displaying no regard for bloodline..



..whacked the Victim with a plastic mouse.
On the head.
Hard.
Twice.
This caused severe pain- physical and emotional- on the part of the Victim. The Victim has had to undergo intensive psychological therapy with the CSI team on how to handle such a situation ("Learn to Share" being the mantra.)

This case is now closed with the arrest and incarceration of the Perpetrator who is charged with manhandling and lawlessness. She has been released on bail for 100 kisses until further court hearing.