S-P-E-L-L-I-N-G it out

For the uninitiated MEN out there (single, married, divorced, gay, straight dll.), these points system is EXACTLY right. Print this out, stick it to your fridge door and you'll find that you'll get lucky more often (minimum requirement is a score of >+10 in each aspect).

You get a + if you do something nice, a - if you do something stupid and a 0 for doing something totally expected of you. The more brownie points you get, the better your chances of getting laid.

Capeche?

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow(0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing(0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a collegebuddy(-2)
Named Tina (-4)
Tina is a dancer (-6)
Tina has silicon implants (-80)

A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

ENJOY THE BIG QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you lose points no matter what]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

Now WHO says women are complicated...